This is my clever title.

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it

“how many aliases do you have” “as many as it takes to keep my freedom” howl trangener…

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

is it working

Yes

I can’t tell if this is gender envy or vibe envy but I envy this man

New hot trend from 1919: Loudly ogling anti-maskers and their bare faces like “Wow where did you find such an ugly face mask???”

I’ve never been prouder of my stupid shallow city.

sext: “did you see the moon tonight?”

What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?

That you cannot fax money to someone.

Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…

I have received a fax in an envelope. like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.

That’s one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard.

I like that this just turned into stories about faxing

interesting to watch republicans realize in real time that the problem with making a deal with the devil is eventually all of hell comes to collect

On CNN, they kept saying, “These senators/representatives seem shocked that there were consequences for the rhetoric they were peddling/supporting” and I just 

Jeff Bezos is legally required to have car insurance even though he is likely wealthier than the insurance provider.