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this is me and my mediocre camera skills. just playing around while i was in costa rica.

#austentakespictures #birds #photography

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REBLOG IF YOU'RE A DRAGON

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naturepunk

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada.

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This could have gone so wrong

allthingsivy

Other countries ask why, Canadians ask why not

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If you haven’t done this yet, you’re seriously missing out!

edwardspoonhands

Heroes are important…they’re valuable, and I hate to see that eroded for anyone. What should be understood, though, is that no one is going to embody perfection…ever. I’ve done some shitty things in my life…so have you.

We’re all complicated…we’re all clawing our way through existence lucky to...

autobottobuscus

- Hank Green

transgambit

I JUST ASSUMED THEY GOT A DIFFERENT VOICE ACTOR FOR GOOD COP IM CRYING

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50 Shades of Me. DO IT

1. What is your best friends name?

2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?

3. What are you listening to right now?

4. Whats your favorite number?

5. What was the last thing you ate?

6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?

7. How is the weather right now?

8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?

9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

10. Do you have a significant other?

11. Favorite TV show?

12. Siblings?

13. Height?

14. Hair color?

15. Eye Color?

16. Do you wear contacts?

17. Favorite Holiday?

18. Month?

19. Have you ever cried for no reason?

20. What was the last movie you watched?

21. Favorite Day of the Year?

22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?

23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?

24. Hugs or Kisses?

25. Chocolate or Vanilla?

26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?

27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?

28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?

29. What books are you reading?

30. Piercings?

31. Favorite movies?

32. Favorite football Team?

33. What are you doing right now?

34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?

37. Dogs or cats?

38. Favorite flower?

39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?

40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?

41. Have you ever loved someone?

42. Who would you like to see right now?

43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?

44. Have you ever fired a gun?

45. Do you like to travel by plane?

46. Right-handed or Left-handed?

47. How many pillows do you sleep with?

48. Are you missing someone?

49. Do you have a tattoo?

50. Anybody on Tumblr that you'd go on a date with?

dandelionpunx

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

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lets be honest nobody ever thought ‘hmm i might get salmonella’ and stopped eating regular cookie dough like that just never crossed our minds

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It always crosses my mind, but it never stops me. I just say silent chants to the chicken gods not to let me get sick from those raw eggs. lol

humantocryptid

the chicken gods

hysanthelibraaxel

bauuuccckkk- cakadoodledoooo

dreamer7149

If I die from cookie dough I will accept my fate wholeheartedly

autobottobuscus

I just tried (and succeded) making this. It took two minutes to make, and it's delicious!!

aros

Off-Road Wheelchair

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dandelionpunx

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

oriannagod-deactivated20150613

lets be honest nobody ever thought ‘hmm i might get salmonella’ and stopped eating regular cookie dough like that just never crossed our minds

missmissapea-deactivated2020080

It always crosses my mind, but it never stops me. I just say silent chants to the chicken gods not to let me get sick from those raw eggs. lol

humantocryptid

the chicken gods

hysanthelibraaxel

bauuuccckkk- cakadoodledoooo

dreamer7149

If I die from cookie dough I will accept my fate wholeheartedly

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Reblog If You Think That People of Different Religions Can Be Friends

I’m trying to show my parents that people do think this way. My sister’s best friend is of another religion, and my parents are threatening to force her to end the friendship.

biirb

Snapchat me at christinnedee I want to see you faces

daft-jedi

Do it people, any level of weird you’re comfortable with

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musicalmelody22

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”

Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.

fororchestra

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

corruptbucky

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

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Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.

The lengths we go for music.

lady-gorthaur

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

elsajeni

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”

And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:

[stifled giggling]

[reeeeeeally deep breath]

[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]

The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.

In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”

FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

minguskingus

This is the best band post

Everyone else go home

davidmarquez

Australia’s Stay in School Campaign ain’t f’ing around.

marchingjaybird

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN I AM ACTUALLY CRYING

raideo

wHJHKJF LOL WHAT

terra-mater

shamebanduk

IF YOU DONT GET EXCITED OVER NATURE THEN WHAT DO YOU EVEN GET EXCITED ABOUT

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I NEED TO VISIT ALL OF THESE

maitrebate

I NEED TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM PAKISTAN

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Message to the media: WE DON’T WANT TO SEE DAFT PUNK UNMASKED

PLEASE LEAVE THEM ALONE

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