dandori issue

@/teaboot

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

my me hurts

ouch ough ouch. #MyMe

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

Gay broke sober king 🤴

how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

so imagine you're a really big fan of this movie or game or book right. and imagine you go online to see what other people think about it yknow analysing the story and it's a solid 80% just characters driving cars and talking about what cars they'd drive. doesn't matter if the characters can drive or mention cars at all or if the story even has any cars or roads or not it's all about what cars they'd have. what the inside of their cars would look like what their license photo would look like talking about air fresheners and brands and such. Even if a character explicitly says they don't like cars like even if it's like a lorax type environmental type story people will draw them in like a truck or van or something and say it doesn't count but it's like exactly the same as the car posts. and god have mercy if they Do mention cars or they look like a driver cause people are taking that and running with it. nothing about the plot they don't even get the characters right it's all just cars and fanfiction about cars and fanart about cars and arguing about cars holy shit is there so much arguing about what cars they'd have there is so much. All the time. Everywhere. they don't even draw the women. this could be a metaphor for nothing

check this out i'm playing bad apple in your imagination

reblog to play bad apple on your mutuals

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me