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holy fuck

And they say math has no real world utility

Suck it Archimedes

im ...gay

I’ve decided that “shitty parents are collectively in the pocket of Big Landlord” is my new favorite conspiracy theory. Next time your mom makes a snide comment about your eating habits/dress/cooking etc., ask her if she’s getting kickbacks from Blackrock.

i don't think that's such a crazy theory. journalists have been talking shit about millennials for 15 years now and the generational wealth gap is not subtle. who owns property? who controls the news? powerful people. the diagram is not a circle but there is definitely an overlap between the two groups. and between being treated like shit by your parents for lack of independence (ie money) and the societal pressures to take crazy debt to live to those standards, of course younger generations are leaving and accepting bad treatment and low paying jobs

Shouldn't have put the new year in the middle of winter cause then everyone expects you to get your shit together in january. Of all times

"What's your new years resolution" Survive. Ask me again when I'm not vitamin d deficient

This guy is gonna freak when he finds out about the southern hemisphere

You might be surprised to learn that sometimes posts just aren't about you

don't worry we're used to Americans acting like only they exist in the world

If two jobs won't pay for the basics, why work at all

Like at this point literally why not steal

Last few times I've gone shopping I've only scanned half my groceries. I rang up produce as bulk flour. Fuck are they gonna do. It was an honest mistake.

I used to work at a grocery store. Half the shit you see on the shelves gets thrown in the dumpster, and then locked in the dumpster so the homeless people can't get it. You're doing the workers a favor by stealing.

having undiagnosed autism is a sacred tradition that has been passed down in my family for generations

Some of you straight up hate masculine women and gnc women and I wish you'd just say that with your full chest instead of pretending women are oppressed for being feminine when in reality feminine behavior is expected and women are policed by men and each other if they don't present femininely enough. Femininity is looked down upon esp in men but that's bc it's associated and tied to women. Not bc women are oppressed for being feminine

TERFs keep reblogging this and idek what to say. The call is coming from inside the house

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

no one ever lets me be friends with their mom 😔

Katie McGrath I loved you in Jurassic world

Azerbaijan, that ethnically cleansed Nagorno Karabakh of more than 100 thousands Armenians this September, as well.

Yeah I think Azerbaijan can sit this one out too

The stigma of self-inserts is so harmful to the creative process. Relax. Admit it. Everything you make is derivative of yourself, always, no exceptions. You can turn the mirror into tinier and tinier shards or you can make it as big as you want to reflect as much as you want. At the end of the day it's always going to show you inside of it. Pretending otherwise is stupid.

Nope. Wrong. Missed the point. It's about using self-inserts. You can make it as obvious as you want. It's perfectly fine. The point is to have fun.

Nope. You're missing the point still. Stop acting like it's acceptable behavior for you to call the earnest creation of art "lame". Power fantasy characters are rad as fuck. Everybody loves seeing John Wick do that shit. You're not just being needlessly rude and harmful to others, you're also just flat out fuckin wrong.

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to go back to bed

Need minimum 12 hours a day of do my own thang time