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I JUST REALIZED HES FILMING HIMSELF

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS WITH SOUND OMFG

HES FILMING HIMSELFF

the dick blood on his white pants really sold it for me 

Dick blood is not the move

imagine being at a class reunion like, yeah remember hot tom? i heard he made all of his friends get ugly matching skull tattoos and call him a really ugly french name and also I heard his nose is gone. weird.

I didn’t realize this was about harry potter for a second

FACT OF THE DAY:  the reason why you can’t dig a hole through the earth and come up on the other side is because your shovel would melt. that’s it.  that’s the only reason.

what if you bring a second shovel that you put in the fridge beforehand to make it cold

yeah that’ll work