0% personality, yet happy

D16:My legs are too long...

Starscream:BUY ME A THRONE WITH ROOM FOR MY WINGS!-

Slag*Using his chair as a mini table,eating his breakfast*What is a chair?

The furniture I got wasnt perfect nor was the Diy house...

Starscream:I HAVE TO ROOM WITH THESE IDIOTS!?!NO!?-

Lux:Star no- i mean...maybe one can be at the bottom ans one on the top?-

Starscream didnt take it well...

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Starscream*Pointing his weapons*FACK YOU!?

D16*Pointing his gun at him*YOU ARE FACKING!?!

Slag*In the background eating dessert pizza,Looks at Lux*...

Lux:Ok ok-No fighting here lets just watch The Mandolorian!

A phew minutes Later

D16 & Starscream*In boob jail but optics glued to the tv*....

Slag*Also watching Tv*...

Lux:You do known in a Alt timeline Sentinel prime has Organic Arachnophobia...do with that info what you will if her ever comes to your new home-

The meme:

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Look at these GOOBERS,Hey revel it was a damn SIGN,I got soundwace plush,Starscream and Megatron once I got to finally read "Everything's is Alright" ...

Also yes guys...im seeing my first ever Star wars series,This will probs inspired a new series...

Absolutely love your content!! if it is not too much then i would a continuation of dai atlas or maybe even wing?

I thought my favorite was soundwave, but you have changed that XD

Sure!

Protective Pt 4

Dai Atlas x Reader

• Stomach roiling as you try to keep from throwing up again, you’re so exhausted that you don’t want to move. And you groan a protest when servos close on you and lift you into the dish of water. Clothes and all. It’s at least shallow enough that you’re probably not going to drown if you pass out. Hanging onto the side as try to ignore that you’re making the water muddy, you rest your cheek on an arm and watch your giant gesture at you while growling nonsense.

How are you doing ?💖

I was scrolling through toktok and I was suddenly invaded by bird mating dances interpreted by humans. Very funny, very endearing.

Who would be the idiots to watch those videos and seduce their caretaker by dancing ?😂

Have a great day/night dear amazing revel 💖 and thanks for your amazing work as always !!!

Oh dear..

Soft AU- Seduction

Getaway x Reader

• Rounding the corner to your wash stall, you stop short. Staring at your assigned mech and realizing that he’s mass shifted. Even knowing that they can do that, it’s still a little unsettling to expect a giant, alien robot and to find a Cybertronian closer to your size. Though he’s still a lot bigger than you are. And he rumbles before sliding his hands down his chassis and over his inner thighs as his hips roll and your mind goes utterly blank. Staring at him as he dances, hips thrusting and arms lifting up. What is he doing? Mildly horrified, you wonder how insulted he’ll be if you just turn and walk away, because that’s an unsettling amount of eye contact he’s making while he does whatever that is.

use a very safe torch for your marshmallow, mine lit itself on fire and I am too afraid to touch it again

Oooh! Maybe one of the bic long lighters for candles? I haven’t made smores since I was a kid

Soft Pt 6

Deadlock x Reader

• “I can take care of myself,” you say and his frown deepens as his jaw works. Because you sound so confident about it. Like it’s never occurred to you how small and soft you are. How vulnerable. Watching you finding your sponge in the bucket of soapy water, he rumbles. ‘You wouldn’t need to if you stayed here,’ he grumbles, plating barely lifting when you badly hide a smile. Do you doubt that he could protect you? Care for you? Knows caring for others isn’t exactly his strong suit. That he knows nothing about it, but he wants to.

So I thought, for those like me who love pointing out how similar humans and cybertronians are, among the stars, humans really are the only organic species to walk on two legs. Every other organic species of alien out there that does has a tail of some kind to act as a counter balance, or they just have more than two legs.

This brings me to one of my favorite tropes in the Transformers fandom where human and cybertronian alike are going “how are we so alike??? What's up with that,” except it's mainly from the cybertronian's perspective because fuck if humans know what other aliens look like. We're not space faring yet, and our first contact is currently doing everything in their collective power to hide from us lmao

Just, cybertronians either being fascinated, awed, or completely weirded out by this one fact upon realizing it. ‘Cause like, here's this completely foreign species if alien from a totally different part of the galaxy, possibly even a whole other galaxy depending on writer's preference, who looks almost exactly like cybertronians despite their organic origin. There are no other organics like them, not even remotely. They walk on two legs and have two arms with five digits on each hand, faces with two eyes and one mouth and the muscles in their faces are made specifically to emote with expressions that translate flawlessly to a cybertronian.

You're made of metal, I'm made of flesh. We should be anything but similar, and yet here we are.

I don't know. I'm just enamored with the thought of humans and cybertronians being completely awed with one another about their similarities.

Rung:I-I well...I dont know how to tell them-

Unicron:How about we make a bet who figures it out first,My bet is on my little demons who are far superiour and smart-

The Createtor:One of you children is sniffing paint...

Unicron:SMARTER BEYONG US MERE SIMPLETONS-fragging dammit jimmy not again,Oh good carol check on the child now-,Ok my bet is on my humans,Your Cybertronians brother,wouldnt know know their own god walks amongst them even if their life depended on it!?

Rung:H-Hey its not their fault i had a different look back then and i also forgot i was Primus!-

The Creator*Rubbing their temples*I should had a third...maybe they be less noisy

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Can I ask for the next bit of "Help"?

In exchange, here's a photo of my grumpy guy.

ヽ(●´ε｀●)ノ

Awww! 💕 🔞 MDNI mass displaced mech 🌶️

Help Pt 4

Megatron x Reader

• Denta gritted as he keeps pumping his spike, he vents against your covering again and he’s shuddering with his overload, making a mess. But it doesn’t help. Doesn’t even take the edge off. Letting his head fall back in frustration, he drops your covering on his berth and starts cleaning himself up. Trying to ignore that uncomfortable aching. If it hadn’t been for that collar and your field prickling at him, he wouldn’t even have realized you weren’t there by choice. And if he’s honest with himself, he’s wound up enough that it’s surprising he even noticed at all. That he didn’t just take what he was offered. Willing his spike to depressurize so that he can right his plating, he glances at the open doorway. Realizing he can scent you still. That you smell even better than before, heady to make him want to groan. What are you doing out there? The same thing he was doing? Were you thinking of him and touching yourself or was it just that stuff you put on your skin.

I saw them at the mall and decided it was time to buy my favs since they're affordable and cute!💕 My goal was to get Galvatron, Cyclonus (Acquired!), Brawn, Kup, and Sixshot. Luckily I have 2 favs at the moment but I didn't realize Sixshot was transparent when I purchased him. I got too excited, but he looks cool anyways! 😅 Now I'm off to start my collection journey 🫡, Hopefully I won't waste too much but I think it's already too late with how I started off...

Nice! They’re a lot of fun to collect.

⚠️ angst

Left Behind Pt 2

Sixshot x Reader

• Struggling upright, his fans cycle on as he raggedly vents. And he’s sliding, almost falling off the medical berth, his hands trembling. Doesn’t hear anything outside the medbay he’s in. No sign that the fighting is still ongoing. Why is he so weak? Disoriented. How long was he out? Where are you? Spark hurting as he presses a hand over his battle mask, he’s fighting to not purge. He’d trapped you to hide you, but there was no way for you to escape once the fighting stopped. Would anyone even hear you yelling for help when you’re so small? Would anyone bother to investigate? Find you?

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Yes I will do NSFW And other stuff if requested for a higher price.

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Like imagine buying a soundwave figurine (specifically the blokees action edition soundwave) and then when you check out his voice lines, he said something that definitely wasn't on the voice line lists??

Later in the corner of your eyes you'd see the figurine move a bit to look at you a lot better but when you take a good look at him, he didn't move an inch at all...is it just you or did his visor brighten a bit when you look at him?

I think it's a fun concept honestly, and imagine if we only have ONE transformers figurine and so the others could not go to our world lol and had to watch on the sidelines (our computer), watching us posing and pampering the only transformers figurine we got (SOUNDWAVE, I love soundwave)

I think it wouldn't surprise me if we would have a sudden package sent to us and it's filled to the brim with transformers figurines that mysteriously doesn't have a brand on their packaging whatsoever?? But they all look so high quality and real like in the comics!? Did someone else's package accidentally got sent to you?? The box doesn't even have an address or brand...oh well, finders keepers! (We're low-key panicking about someone knowing our address lol)

I could just imagine Reader being gifted Soundwave, or buying the figurine for like a relative or for a kid’s birthday party as a gift, until for whatever reason Reader had Soundwave and just decides ‘what if I just keep this….?’

I imagine Reader at first propping Soundwave on a shelf or making a small shrine, maybe getting some tiny furniture, and putting trinkets or small accessories on him and his cassettes for the lols like that one scene with Buzz lightyear in the first toy story movie, and then it becomes more pampering as you felt a genuine joy with playing with Soundwave’s figurine.

At first it was all laughs and jokes, even a time where you faked a romantic dinner, basically to emulate a meme, right until you jokingly ask what he does for a living, expecting some response that were in line with crushing Autobots or some attack line only to be stunned when Soundwave’s response was:

“Soundwave: looking at [Name]….”

tutorial for how to draw these ball style shrubs from my scene above (cos a friend asked)

have fun all

Imagine you just go on a late night walk to clear your head or go get a drink from the nearby grocery store, and you don’t tell him you’re heading out. A big mistake. You don’t even make it to the main road before you hear a loud CRASH of something metal tumbling over itself and the shrill squeal of tires following suit back in the direction of your house.

You huff out a sigh, but can’t stop the small curl of a smile—busted.

You hear the powerful rev of an engine zooming up behind you, and in a flash, a flashy yellow Camaro pull up right beside you. Shiny in the moonlight, and looking to be brand spanking new off of the lot this morning. Of course, there’s no person to be seen behind the wheel, but you know there is a driver present.

The radio clicks on, and the smooth yearning voice of Adam Levine crackles out, “Oh, baby, why did you run away?”. “Maps” by Maroon 5. Good song. You miss old Maroon 5. Bee knows that.

“I didn’t run away, Bee, you’re so dramatic,” you giggle. You also make the conscious choice to keep pursuing your quest leading down the paved sidewalk. You like giving him something to chase.

Bee, like the ever faithful partner he is, continues to cruise slowly along side you as you walk. He’s slowly rolling his wheels to keep side by side with you. He must really want you to hear him out. How cute.

“I’m just going to get something to drink from the store, I was gonna be right back. Half hour—tops.” You continue to defend your case, eyes facing forward instead of looking over at the vehicle. He revs his engine with a tonal grunt of frustration, voicing his displeasure at your reasoning.

Bee knows you’re capable, your independence is one of the main things that drew him to like you in the first place. However, he’s mad, and a little offended, right now. In his optics, you’ve just handed him the biggest insult on the face of your planet. I mean, come on—he’s part car, and your lover, and you didn’t ask him to drive you to the store. That’s like saying you don’t want to write your notes on a fresh sheet of lined paper, so you’d rather jot down your thoughts on a used napkin. How shitty is that?!

“My friends are sayin’, “Shut up BZZZ!, just get in the car,” the radio clicks on again, and this time is the sweet voice of JENNIE with a thumping bass accenting the beat of the song from the remix of Tame Impala’s “Dracula”. However, the part where she says her own name is cleverly scratched out, giving the impression that Bee is trying to say your name. As if you needed more of a hint, Bee inches a few feet ahead of you and pops the driver side door open swiftly, blocking your path along the sidewalk.

You obviously stop to not run into the new barrier in your way, but now a real laugh bubbles out of your chest. He’s ridiculous!

“Bee! Please, be reasonable. Let me go! I got this! It’s less than a mile down the road.” You smile, turning your body towards the interior of the car to show him he has your full attention now. You pop your hip out and cross your arms over your chest.

Now, an upbeat, dancing song zings from his speakers, “Baby, let me take you for a ride. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!” Dua Lipa “Levitating” in all its pop glory echoes across the barren dark streets of your neighborhood. You look around at your surroundings. It is a little dark. It would be much faster to drive. You could get back to your house sooner and relax with Bee for longer.

Sigh. I guess he wins this round. Smug bastard.

You pretend to be reaaaal bothered by his persistence, but he can read you like an open book. All your huffs and sighs can’t deny the smile on your glossy lips and the rosy flush on your cheeks. You like him pampering you.

You crouch down slightly, stepping into the freshly air conditioned car, before tossing your purse onto the passenger side seat. You hardly have the time to adjust yourself when your seat belt straps itself tightly over your chest and waist. You gasp out at the sudden sensation. You can’t help but feel the belt squeeze just a smidge tighter when you don’t throw up any complaints about the stricter than usual hold he has on you. The door softly closes beside you, and you feel safe in the cabin of his interior.

“Cheeky, tonight, aren’t we, Bee~?” You tease, snuggling down into his leather seat.

“You are beautiful, like a dream come alive, incredible. A centerfold miracle, lyrical. You saved my life again,” Bee croons out through lovesick delusion. Selena Gomez’s voice answers your question, the song “Love You Like A Love Song” playing in your ears. He’s totally buttering you up, but you won’t deny that sappy charm works on you hook, line, and sinker.

“Okay, okay, I get it hehe. I love you too, big guy. But I actually like this song, so start it from the beginning please,” you press your first two fingers to your lips, and quickly press them to horn on your steering wheel onto the very recognizable Autobot logo. Right where his lips would be.

A very loud rev churns from his engine at your action, and he tears off down the empty street like a bullet firing out of a red hot machine gun. You laugh at his silly antics. He’s such a sap.

(๑ > ᴗ < ๑)

I can’t help it, he’s such a cutie patootie. LIKE OH MY GOOOOODDDDD LET ME SMOOCH YOUR ROBOT FACE. I want a car like him so bad to save me and protect me from evil bad robot guys tehehe 🤭

TFP Optimus Prime x human reader

Tags: hurt/comfort, angst, fluff

Summery: You get hurt while on patrol with Optimus when it turns into a battle against the decepticons. Optimus doesn't take it lightly.

You groan as you hold your bleeding side, your pounding head rested against the cool rock you were leaning against.

You could still hear the sounds of blasters and metal on metal as Optimus fights the gang of vecicons that had tried to run you off the road.

It was supposed to be a normal patrol, Optimus letting you tag along for some quality time that was often hard to get due to his importance as leader. It had started off normal and calm but quickly turned volatile as you were ganged up on by several vecicons who tried to run you off the road. After he was able to safely lead them off the highway and into the vast desert, away from onlookers and any possible human casualties, he had let you out of his cab to hide while he fought them.

You had hid behind a large rock, but ultimately we're torn from your hiding spot by one of the vehicons. The vehicon's sharp, metal digits digging into and puncturing the skin just below your ribs as it held you like a helpless doll. You squirmed and cried out as you felt the sharp pain, causing Optimus to momentarily glance in your direction from where he was engaged with another one of the decepticons.

Optimus immediately finished fighting the one, quickly dispatching it before quickly running over to you and punching the vehicon holding you in the helm, causing it to drop you.

He quickly caught you in his servo, his other arm turning into his energon blaser and shooting the off balance con in the chestplate.

Optimus's optics quickly looked at you, his optical ridges furrowing in concern as you held your side. His optics quickly narrow in on the red staining your shirt and hand, causing his engine to rev in anger.

He had quickly put you down against a different large rock before quickly running back over to the remaining cons and absolutely massacring them.

He now made his way back over to you, covered in a few scratches in his armor and some spilt energon. His battle mask slid away as he kneeled down in front of you.

Optimus's voice was quieter than normal, softer with a slight edge from lingering anger and slight worry.

"Are you alright, Y/N?"

You look up at his faceplate, seeing his furrowed optical ridges and narrowed optics. You groan as you move to sit up straighter.

"Yeah, I'm okay Optimus. The wound has already mostly stopped bleeding, tis but a flesh wound."

You give a slight chuckle at your joke but you stop as soon as you see his optics narrow further. Your expression shifting to a soft smile as you put your free hand on his ped. Your voice comes out softer this time.

"I promise I'm okay, Optimus. Please don't worry too much."

Optimus's expression relaxes a bit as your hand rests on his ped. He give a slight nod as one servo goes up to his comlink to request a ground bridge. Once he gets confirmation from Ratchet, his attention falls back to you.

He carefully picked you up with a servo, carefully cradling you against his chassis as he gets up from his kneeled position to start moving towards the newly opened up ground bridge.

You notice how quiet he is but decide not to say anything as he walked into the swirling green vortex.

He's quick to hand you over to Ratchet who takes you and sits you on the medical berth so he can grab the things he needs to patch you up.

Optimus had stood off to the side, watching as Ratchet took care of you. Once Ratchet had finished and walked away back to his workstation, Optimus moved closer to you. His low, baritone voice catches your attention.

"May I take you back to my berth? I wish to watch over you as you recharge."

You smile up at him and nod, to which he picks you up again and starts the walk to his berthroom.

Once inside the dimly lit room, he went to the large berth and sat down with you still in his servo.

You can feel his blue optics focused in on the white bandages wrapped around your waist. You smile softly and grab one of his digits and hug it.

"I'm okay Optimus, I promise you that I'm fine."

Optimus's shoulder plates relax a bit and he brings you up closer to his faceplate.

You move your hand to rest on his face plate and he leans into it a bit, his optics closing as he exvents softly.You smile and rub your thumb back and forth against the cool metal.

You both stay like that for a bit before he opens his optics and softly speaks.

"I am relieved to hear that you were not injured gravely, sweetspark."

Your smile turns softer and you peck his faceplate just below his optic.

"As am I, Optimus."

(I'm so sorry if this is bad. 😭 I wrote this with a migraine starting and by the time I was done, it was 2 AM. I'd love any constructive thoughts and advice! Feel free to request!! I'd love to start writing requests!)

Gas Attendent=GA

GA!Y/n*Just working your regular shift, helping folks fill up on gas, working at the store for goodies, cleaning the car windows and convenience store windows*Ahh~Just a slow night as always, used the power washer on the bathrooms after Bill didn't fucking clean it again...

GA!Y/n: The cryptics leaving me alone after a dance battle from Friday~and just me in the store with the fresh hotdogs and slushie watching "LA ULTRIMA PASSION" , Gabriella isn't some PRIZE to be won she should kill both cour-

GA!Y/n*Hear the roof of the gas station creek, and you look back and see one of the alien robots that comes once in a blue moon to bother the night workers*.....

Bully them into giving oil; after a month, it got old with you, and you sigh, already going to get the barrel to fill them, only to be stopped by the other one, the troublemakers, Who seems to be flexing? Or just stretching proudly; do the others do as well

What you don't know is that these idiots have been buffing themselves, putting fresh coats and even rubbing actual pine trees on them to get that pine smell you seem to like, as they see you smell the branches from the tree area at the Gas station, but you simply nod at them and go on your way to give them their fill

Cyb1*Looks at his buddies*'It didn't land..."

Cyb3"PICK IT BACK UP PICK IT BACK UP!"'

The group is having a mind battle while whistling at them to look down at you, showing them their oil is ready for them to eat or drink?

Cyb2:You know, Tiny~Me and my buddies have been eyeing you from across the Oil bar, and we really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?~

GA!Y/n*Who has wireless headphones listening to Lady Gaga, Blinks, and only got bits from what he said, pulls back the earbud*Wait, you guys HAD money this whole time?

I just imagine Earth's cryptics watching from the shadows, these aliens try to flirt with you...

You the most liked given you given up and just follow the rules, even listening to what they like...like connecting the TV into the speakers so they can all hear the telenovelas, sharing your popcorn as your eyes are glued to the screen ...

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