I'm bored whassup

what terminally online looks like will depend on your primary platform. twitter brain worms look very different from tiktok brain worms and tumblr brain worms are a whole other species

Someone’s in the corner on tumblr weakly pointing out that Frankenstein was a pretty young guy objectively (age gap frankenpreg discourse)

NOTHING will prepare u for how tiny this guy is

Today I found out there is no minimum size requirement for frogs.

when i die i hope i come back as a beautiful microscopic granule of sand

#these are mostly Foraminifera and I once spent a month sorting through thousands of these on a microscope slide#I did resent them terribly for a while but I respect them too much for any of it to stick#they were 40 million years old#their shells hold chemical memories of the water temperature and salinity#so we can use them to reconstruct past sea levels#we can read the shapes of dead continents through the bodies of these creatures#we can track cycles of earth’s orbital precession in space#so I guess even if you don’t get to come back as a beautiful microscopic grain of sand something will (@catadromously )

Official nature post

Haha get loved unconditionally idiot. Get absolutely fuckin cherished. Lol you're about to be hugged so hard. I appreciate you deeply as a person, what you gonna do about it? Nothing lmao

Wheres that fucking tweet

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“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

So glad to hear she’s just drunk off her… whatever you call a pig ass. Haunches?

Reading Mockingjay as an adult is extra devastating because. Of course the plucky teenager and her ragtag friends aren't going to sneak into a government building to kill the president with a bow and arrow. That's absolutely ridiculous. It's the kind of thing that's only possible in the kind of propaganda that Coin developed. But she's so good at it that in some ways she tricks the reader into thinking that's the kind of story this is, too--even after 3 books reminding us that pretty much everything that Katniss does the second she volunteers is manipulated by adults pulling strings to make propaganda in some form or another.

Literally how y'all???

Do you not have bees where you live? Or is it that you are suprised there's that many ppl who haven't?

What are you all doing to get stung by bees?? They literally let you pick them up and pet them if you're calm. I've had them land on me loads and just hang out for a while but I've never been stung?? They're just chill lil dudes.

“Do you see me as cattle to milk whenever you grow thirsty” was really something