living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

so embarrassing when you finally get around to watching or reading some landmark piece of media well known for having a massive slash fandom and finding yourself completely drawn in by the homoeroticism as well like oh my god has anyone else heard of these kirk and spock guys? sam and frodo? sherlock and watson? anyone else seeing this?

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

I had an appointment with my doctor today, and for the full twenty-odd minutes I was sitting in the waiting room they had a song on loop whose chorus was just someone repeatedly chanting the phrase "run from the sunlight, Dracula". I think this experience has altered my brain chemistry.

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom