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holy shit sharp teeth are so cool 🦕👍

this is who you're saying this to ( idk who this is )

#I want her to bite me #sharp teeth #are the best thing ever actually

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nanadouken

its (serve your) maid day

swagophile

princess: maid, sometimes i get the distinct sense that you don't respect me

maid: why would that be, your highness. i hold the upmost respect for those i am ordained to serve

princess: dunno. just a vibe i guess. sometimes i feel like you see me as lesser

maid: [setting out her clothes for her] i have absolutely no idea why that would be.

princess: well like.. you always have this look in your eye...

maid: it's morning. pills, now princess.

princess: yes ma'am. anyways i dunmo like sometimes it feels like you don't view me as the one in control...?

maid: i have no idea why in the world you would think that? i am here purely to serve at your pleasure, your highness. alright princess, come with me, it's bathroom and teethbrushing time.

princess: aw can i have the bubblegum toothpaste today?

maid: bubblegum is only for good girls who floss, your highness.

princess: hmph. i hate flossing.

maid: then i suppose we will have to use mint toothpaste for today, my princess...

princess: N.. NNO... i'll floss.. sorry ma'am...

maid: that's right. you're such a well behaved girl. see, i'm not sure what you mean. i'd say our dynamic is perfectly befitting of a maid and her princess

princess: r.. really..? well okay.. can you shower with me today..? i get scared

maid: [smiling very very wide] of course i can, your highness. i am here to serve you first and foremost : )

swagophile

princess: you really think i'm a princess..? like do you think people like and respect and fear me and shit.. like-

maid: language.

princess: sorry ma'am. but um yeah like the other princesses say i'm a joke and the way you treat me would be totally humiliating and embarassing for them

maid: do the other princesses have their maids dress them? help them brush their teeth? educate them on all the proper ways to be a good girl

princess: no, but-

maid: well then if anything, it sounds as if those princesses have very bad maids. perhaps you should wear that as a point of pride, your highness. a good princess has only the best maid

princess: yyeah but.. um.. do you really think i'm a good princess..?

maid: my lady.. look towards me please.. aww.. do not frown so much princess, of course i do. you're a very special wonderful princess to me, alright? now can you smile for me? say "i'm a special princess", your highness

princess: [smiling] i'm a special princess...

maid: that's right! and that's why i do my best to treat you like one, my lady

princess: b-but i can't do all the stuff the other princesses do.. i've never been able to wear the nice dresses or give the speeches or talk like a princess or that kinda sh- that stuff...

maid: and so? even if that's true, what does it matter, your highness? you are a special wonderful princess just by being who you are. it's not something you have to act.. it's something inside you that makes you my wonderful little girl

princess: [rosy-cheeked] a-awwwh.. wwait your what?

maid: [looking ahead] my wonderful princess, your highness. what do you think i said?

princess: hhehehe... i'm yours...? but.. you're my maid.. you're mine...

maid: [smiling down at her very wide] perhaps, then, we can be each other's :)

princess: wwhhehehheheh.. yes ma'am... i like you mom- maid.. you're very nice to me...

maid: i love you too, my dear. [kissing her forehead] allow me to tuck you in, i wouldn't want you to have nightmares.

princess: yay!!!!

#not even gonna pretend to be normal about this one #but also #need #felt almost weirdly happy reading this #so cute

swagophile

[approaching you at your desk with a mug that says WORLD'S SEXIEST BOSS] Hey I dont know if like someone forgot to tell you this or what but I dont pay you to eat berries and seeds on the clock. You have a job to do. And tie up that tail or something. Thats a safety hazard. [muttering to myself as i leave] fucking squirrel motherfuckers....

swagophile

[approaching you a few days later with my blouse slightly unbuttoned, hair all mussied up, leaning against the wall of your cubicle] Heyyy so like I spoke with HR and like apparently that thing I said about you being a squirrel was really fucked up [undoing another button] So like im really sorry ok? Like really really sorry [undoing another button] I don't even have a squirrel problem, haha. [undoing another button] I think they're cute~ [undoing another button] You can eat as many seeds and berries as you want [unbuckling my belt] I dont even mind, you have my full approval, just... [opening my blouse] Don't tell HR about this, okay?

swagophile

[approaching you a week later wearing my glasses, hair tyed up, holding a box full of stuff] Hey. Nice going. You had to tell HR. Thanks for that, buddy. [setting the box down] There was an investigation. Yeah. Today's my last day. Thanks for that, seriously. I just don't understand. I thought we had something [leaning against your cubicle again] I'm not even supposed to talk to you, yknow. Apparently I'm lucky they're not taking legal action. I just. [getting a little choked up] Don't know why you'd do that to me. [sniffle] You were always my favorite employee, y'know. Since the day I hired you. Yeah. I bet that's a surprise. I'm the one who signed off on your hiring. Management, they didn't want a squirrel in the office, but I did. [tears streaming down my face] I just. I hope you're happy. I can't protect you now. [slipping you a card with my number on it] If you ever feel like talking to me again, you can reach me here. Sorry.

swagophile

for the record, the boss is meant to be a normal real life human, and the squirrel is an actual real life inexplicably human sized squirrel. No furries exist in this world

#hall of fame post

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energyprison

During her incredibly long winded evil monologue the demon queen looked towards my party for the first time in 12 minutes and we had set out the cards and snacks and she finally had to stop talking because the idea we werent listening made her so frustrated and embarrassed she choked up a little

swagophile

Can you please not tell people about that. Please. I suffer enough indignities already. Cant we just keep that between us. I spared you and everything. Please.

energyprison

We promised we were listening and even repeated some of her points back to her but she didnt wanna hear it she just slammed the door to her lair and wouldnt let us back in. I think it really hurt her feelings

swagophile

THAT WAS AN ACT OF MERCY. I WAS SPARING YOU

swagophile

spoke to my evil maid and she told me i'm not allowed to erect giant evil black obsidian stone pillars and give evil monologues anymore. she said everyone could see up my dress the whole time. she said theyve all been staring at my panties. every time. she said the hero thinks my ducky panties are cute. she actually said that. fuck the prophecy i think i need to just kill myself now instead. i'm ruined.

swagophile

someone stole this post for twitter and got over 14k likes which in my opinion is proof you all are failing. the fact this has 14k likes there and only like 2k here should be an indictment on all of you. i'm not mad, just.. sigh.. disappointed. do better.

manglestar

looks like mama

roaringsquire

As someone else already pointed out, if THIS is what Noelle looks like in such a terrible state of mind and this close to breaking down completely, it tells us A Lotᵀᴹ about how Carol is doing with the DESSappearance, The Roaring Conspiracy and Rudy's Health

swagophile

Saddest sentence in the world: Dead baby; I ated it

ashmindpalace

2nd saddest sentence in the world: And it wasn't even that yummy 😢

vullen

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

vullen

future archaeologists are not immune to getting stretched

auroraboras

This was amazing the first time I read it, and it's still amazing now.

#what I love is that this is just so full of hope and belief in the future #and I think that's one of the most wonderful things you can do #because we're trying and hoping and moving for a better future #one step at a time #this memorial is dedicated to those who perished on the climb #how long ago was it that people didn't know #or couldn't be bothered to acknowledge we existed at all?#it's going to get better #trans #transfem #it's so hard sometimes. but as long as you keep going there will be a new tomorrow #... still wish I was her though.

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dumgumgum

Berdly drank Kris Tea! HP fully restored!

subspaceskater

cosmicon, roll on (again...)

sunderwight

Mulan AU where she does get caught by the other fresh recruits while she's bathing but Mushu helps her spin it like the lake is cursed by an evil lizard demon and will turn men into women if they stay in it for too long.

From there it's not actually difficult to get the other soldiers onboard with covering up the fact that poor Ping took one for the team and got afflicted by the vagina curse, especially since it would have been all of them if they hadn't gotten the warning ahead of time. So they agree to help him cover it up, because obviously the army's not going to understand.

Shang is... tentatively glad that the men are bonding and getting along, even if they continue to be deeply weird about it.

great-art-and-a-purple-tongue

Ling: Hey man, what's up— you've got boobs?!?!

Mulan: Uh, what boobs? Huh? Where did these come from?

Mushu: *facepalms and thinks quickly* (speaks from the shadows) I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE LAKE! BEWARE MY CURSED WATERS FOR THEY WILL TURN MEN INTO WOMEN!

Ling, Yao, and Chien Po: Oh no! The spirit of the cursed waters!