lis

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

Didnt know i needed this. But i did.

Ouughh big stretc- *my spine completely shatters*

so bECAUSE OF THE NEW MUPPET JOKER POST I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID THE CROAKER AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “THEY RETURNED?” AND THEN HE READ THE POST ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT STRANGE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD 

oh no oh no please not this post please

reblog to get your bones rattled at the dubious convention

everyone deserves a lifechanging lesbian experience. not a woman? simply have a lifechanging experience with a lesbian. im thinking a noble quest or hiding a body together or something.

Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life

He didn’t say that.

I’m sorry Orpheus i was too harsh on you…

wait one more thing. funny as fuck to say you have commitment issues in the video where you announce you've been in a 16 year long relationship with your first boyfriend.