Whoa, what

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

Ill be a star

The coloration of the hp bar indicates... that baby is already my enemy.

”am i a gooner”? no. but they are. ohhh boooyyys *i start snapping my fingers and my goons come out of the shadows*

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hey boys werent there more of you. what happened to one of you

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not the. not the right image

i dont think this is a post that needs reblogging actually. if you ask me

I would like to thank the fine people of the DC metro area for giving us the word "glizzy" against the will of both man and god, thus setting off an internet arms race which has made it completely impossible to talk normally about a hot dog