cauldron employee #13

well first off wildbow would be canceled tor even more homophobia

your honor i claim satire

your honour i claim eidofucker

silence in the court. I decree that eidolon shall be split down the middle and you can both fuck him

The sexuation becomes more questionable less to do with the splitting in half and more to do with eidolon's monogamous marriage complex

I don't want to fuck eidolon :[ he'd be bad at it

can we still cut him in half i want to see how that would go

OK which half do you want

Left. but also can I some of Alex's piece pretty please. Surely he could spare an arm.

HEY. WE’RE SUPPOSED TO SHARE EQUALLY

You dont even want to restore his powers. A true eidolon fan would do anything for the greater good

Yet you claim you’re not an eidofucker

i dont see how these statements are related at all

your honor i claim satire

your honour i claim eidofucker

silence in the court. I decree that eidolon shall be split down the middle and you can both fuck him

The sexuation becomes more questionable less to do with the splitting in half and more to do with eidolon's monogamous marriage complex

I don't want to fuck eidolon :[ he'd be bad at it

can we still cut him in half i want to see how that would go

OK which half do you want

Left. but also can I some of Alex's piece pretty please. Surely he could spare an arm.

HEY. WE’RE SUPPOSED TO SHARE EQUALLY

can i hve hiz teeth

I get to keep his molars

your honor i claim satire

your honour i claim eidofucker

silence in the court. I decree that eidolon shall be split down the middle and you can both fuck him

The sexuation becomes more questionable less to do with the splitting in half and more to do with eidolon's monogamous marriage complex

I don't want to fuck eidolon :[ he'd be bad at it

can we still cut him in half i want to see how that would go

OK which half do you want

Left. but also can I some of Alex's piece pretty please. Surely he could spare an arm.

HEY. WE’RE SUPPOSED TO SHARE EQUALLY

You dont even want to restore his powers. A true eidolon fan would do anything for the greater good

your honor i claim satire

your honour i claim eidofucker

silence in the court. I decree that eidolon shall be split down the middle and you can both fuck him

The sexuation becomes more questionable less to do with the splitting in half and more to do with eidolon's monogamous marriage complex

I don't want to fuck eidolon :[ he'd be bad at it

can we still cut him in half i want to see how that would go

OK which half do you want

Left. but also can I some of Alex's piece pretty please. Surely he could spare an arm.

your honor i claim satire

your honour i claim eidofucker

silence in the court. I decree that eidolon shall be split down the middle and you can both fuck him

The sexuation becomes more questionable less to do with the splitting in half and more to do with eidolon's monogamous marriage complex

I don't want to fuck eidolon :[ he'd be bad at it

can we still cut him in half i want to see how that would go