Shakespeare With a Strap-On

i'm not the praying sort, but i'll probably always have a soft spot for the astronaut's prayer

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

some one call my lawyer i am being unfairly grabbed

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

"work in progress" is actually so misleading like it assumes that im actually making progress on my work

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

ohhh my god I just fact-checked, Nolan actually DID cut the "Nobody" scene from his Odyssey movie. Mfer that is like cutting the Father reveal from Star Wars. Let me speak in a language you understand this is like not dressing Batman up in his suit. "It was not possible to work it in" the TikTok musical with a budget of $4 and a scratched Hamilton CD managed to work it in in SONG form, step up your FUCKING GAME