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hmm

What the fuck am I gonna do with 7 Ks?

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so many bookmarks

I've been having so much fun with my new pack of stickers from here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/spidercamp?section_id=5570740 that I figured I should post these before I get over the picture limit..

Okay, so I have a series..

The stickers were too big, no room for the "s".

I bought a whole pack of stickers just for "Jesus is bae".

Here are the ones my brother did:

#bookmarks #collage #crafting

ooops.

Forgot to post my Boy last night. Please forgive me and enjoy the tumblr exclusive:

#cat #my cat #freddy #freddy friday

stingchronicity

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

#parsnips #butternut squash

aforest2006remaster

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

aforest2006remaster

you know… these guys

fanotastic

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

citrineghost

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

lonevarg

@fanotastic more worms

fanotastic

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

fanotastic

Fuck you guys.

fanotastic

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

384

fanotastic

Happy Pride Month

The worm curtain is GAY

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catchymemes

theahole

me..

#food

shiftythrifting tarot box!

First time I ordered a box from @shiftythrifting just to use it for gifts.

And they have all been claimed, I'm calling that money well spent.

#tarot #divination cards

my fuzzy boy

Look how plush he is!

#cat #my cat #freddy #freddy friday

jurassicpeanut

No bond stronger than a disabled girl and her disabled cat

sleepy kitty

see him whiskers?

#cat #my cat #freddy #freddy friday

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nevern0penope

Happy Pride to all the beautiful gay fat people in my phone, let’s get even fatter and gayer this month!

Okay, saw a couple Coen Brothers movies for the first time and rewatched a favorite. For the rest of the month, though, mostly...

Movies have the power to change the world.

#lists #movies

fake nails

Learning as I go along..

Very cool.. chipped immediately.

Love these.

#fake nails #fingernails

abomination stickers

This cat is crying from its cheeks and that woman's face imploded.

It's the combination of text and images here that perplex me.

#stickers #I blame AI #and whoever decided to have them printed anyway

elvneedleworks

NEW PATTERN ALERT!

The Plush Chain Mace crochet pattern is out now on Ravelry and Etsy!

theahole

it's so pretty..

#crochet #art

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There has GOT to be a better way to find cat vomit on this fuckin carpet than with my gosh-darn FEET.

#cat #barf #gross

All the books I finished between January 1st & June 1st, 2026. I left out the DNFs. Had to add a few books to the database for this one...

#lists #books

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