I don't know if anybody else remembers the 90's

Me playing any video game ever: “I need to keep at least one of every item in this game or else I will die in real life”

I wish I lived in that little glass box room that houses the Walgreens logo.

tumblr mutual transmitted disease

Ray Ban Sunglasses Official Charity Event

* harvests a load of clothes from the dryer *

thats me in the corner, thats me in the spotlight losing my religion

what emotion is this supposed to make me feel because goddamn this is a lot of emotions and i cannot tell what they are

you giys are always posting about characters and well i just dont know any of those guys

me at ten: the home depot lights section is a significant place for me emotionally

there is a small ceramic frog where my brain should be

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

I know this place in California that I really think you’d like

TWO MONTHS LEFT OF THE 2010S HOW ARE WE FEELING

two m;onths left of 2020 how th. how the f uck are we f,eelin g.. ... .

Seymour engages in pink capitalism

Who Are U To Judge Me

You Are Killing This Fucking Planet One Flower At A Time

Seymore, why are you engaging in GayPride things when No Tapir Ever Has been Gay?

My Investors Are All Telling Me I Have A Certain “Clientele”

They Are All Saying This

Big suffering!

The twelve months of 2020