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"You're an idiot if you thought I cared about you."

"You took advantage of my feelings for you."

"Fuck you, fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend and fuck everything about you!"

"I'm in love with you and I'm sick of having to hide it."

"You were supposed to be different."

"You were the one, I can't just move on!"

"I loved you, and just because we broke up doesn't mean I can turn it off."

"I love you too much and you don't love me at all..."

"I would've done anything for you..."

"You left me. You don't get to come back."

"I want you to hurt like I do."

"That's it? You're just giving up on me?"

"I never thought we'd end like this."

"It's such a shame to let you walk away."

"Love isn't a three-way street!"

"Is this goodbye?"

"I would have followed you anywhere. "

"Do I even matter to you?!"

"My back has turned on you."

"I should have known you'd break my heart."

"You're gone and I'm haunted and I bet you are just fine!"

"Goodbye, my almost lover."

"It's over."

"I can't do this anymore."

"I'm leaving you."

"I'm done crying over you."

"I have to let you go."

"You said you loved me..."

"I LOVED you. Past tense."

"I don't believe in love."

"I never loved you."

"Comes with the territory --         never the less, did you have to squeeze that hard?"

"I've looked up things about your symptoms.. Are you pregnant?"

"You.. You're pregnant?!"

"I'm gonna be a dad.. I'm going to be a dad!"

"I would never leave you.. I'm so excited for this baby."

"As the aunt/uncle of this baby, it is my right to spoil it."

"___ You two are not ready to have a baby, I can't believe it."

"Who's the spawn of satan? You are!"

"Either that was a really bad cramp, or I'm having contractions."

"Don't be mad at me but... I think I might be pregnant.."

"You know how you said you've always wanted a family? Well.. now we have that chance. I'm pregnant!"

"The protection didn't work, okay?! Now we're having a baby!"

"We.. We can't have a baby! Are you kidding me?!"

"Look at him/her.. She's perfect."

"If that stupid doctor tells me one more hour, i'm going to kill them!"

"Well I think you just broke my hand.."

"I lost the baby."

"We.. We lost the baby?"

"He left me when I told him..."

"What about adoption?"

"I went to the doctor.. and... well.. I don't know how to say this.."

"That one night stand was the biggest mistake of our lives.."

"I'm pregnant and I have no idea who the father is."

"I'm scared, ____! I don't know how to raise a baby!"

"What if they don't want the baby, and leave me?"

"The baby kicked!"

"It's really hard to cuddle with you when i'm this fat.."

"I'm so helpless and fat, I hate being pregnant."

"For the last time, you're not fat. You're pregnant."

"I hate you for doing this to me.."

"You're in labor?!"

"You alright? Is something wrong with the baby?"

"Shit.. hospital.. hospital now..!"

"It's a boy/girl."