sopping wet beast

sad feeling to try to mutualbait when the mutual you wanted to bait already finished their tumblr shift for the day

do people even call their children squirt anymore

take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore

while i do enjoy 'blatantly obvious lies as a bit' as much as the next gal, i will always break keyfabe if someone needs clarification, because i know it can be hard to parse a joke sometimes, especially via a text-only medium

ppl on tumblr talk about having headcanons for characters like it's activism

I’m sick and tired of found families we need more found toxic workplace environments

Hmmmm really really into when someone is fucked up in some way (hypno, drunk, etc) and when they try to talk it comes out so wrong that they’re little incredulous about what they just said. Like wow what did I just.,.. did I…..

THIS this this this this

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

my dream is to learn 1 dark truth