august

i love being a gentlemanly lesbian… opening doors for women… giving women my jacket… standing next to them in the side where the road is… offering them my arm… i love it!

reblog if you’re gay, shy or a fucking idiot

how about all three

exactly 1 minute ago i had absolutely no idea what the plants sesame seeds and peanuts came from look like and i am shocked and surprised

for some reason every time I see pineapples growing I laugh out loud. Like, the punchline is it’s a pineapple!!!!!!!!! it’s a pineapple

I’m going to pull myself together to endorse this Extremely Interesting Fact, but it’s going to be a real struggle

Ain’t botany fun?

Save the bees! (and respect the wasps even if they’re nasty little things ❤️)

Thanks Coyote

Lmfaoo reblogging for the coyote comment

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

If by some miracle I can afford to go to pax east this post will be the reason

You think human politics are complicated? Try Fae politics.

If that ain’t the fucking truth. I usually end up cutting through it all by reminding them that I could just eat them. Dragon politics are pretty simple.

I proposed this guy to Dragon President

We’ve already decided @dragoninanerdbody is going to be my puppet dictator.

Can i be your second in command that is planning take your place?

You can be on the staff but not in the line of succession.

Can I help?!

You can be in our cabinet.

Can i be minister of defense and make a web of protection across our land?

You’re hired.

Can I be the huge dragon that sits behind people while either silently stroking my beard in contemplation, or looking imposing. Like a dragon bouncer

You and @agentduckorico are definitely my dragon bouncers.

That’s most dragons. You’d do a fine job for me I’m sure.

aint no one getting near my dragon mom!!!

Yay. <3

Is there any room for a sweet talking siren?

Public Relations?

can I be the little dragon bringing drinks to everyone (and if you pay 4 gems I’ll tell you what I overheard on coffee rounds)?

I like this plan.

If this is still going on, may I be the resident healer dragon who just spreads positivity?

Of course it’s still going on but shhh. We’re doing it all underground now. It’s a secret. Just you and me and @dragoninanerdbody and everyone else who’s posted here and the thousands of people who follow this blog.

Y'all need a shapeshifter? I can get you some info. :-)

Welcome aboard.

Do y'all need an interior designer for the President’s Den, who’s also Minister of Comfortable Dens or something like that?

That sounds lovely. My aesthetic is best described as “bohemian necromancer”.

Tbh I just want a comfy den and a cushy job in Dragon Mom’s government. Also, if Keeper of the Hoard is taken, what about Keeper of the Snacks? Keeper of the Cronchy Stuff?

Most popular person around. Just mind you don’t end up one of the snacks.

Is this actually real

This shit my future job..

I will clarify that this is real. I actually do this in my spare time for gift cards and stuff to make online purchases.

Reblog to save a bank account

No woman wearing a dress with pockets will fail to mention that it has pockets upon receiving a compliment on said dress.