Mid 30s trans lesbian, heavy on the lesbian.

No , Tumblr is right on this one. It really is very very sexy to see all those chucklefucks gone and PM Larry "the paws" Demouser living his best life, pulling the strings behind the scenes

Oh so when your mom puts a little bit of her heart in every meal that's fine, but when I, Harrowhark the First,

griddlehark princess bride au. the plot does not change and camilla is inigo montoya

If I could directly implant this understanding into the brain of every TLT fan, by jod I would

Palamedes's sexuality is very funny to me because I thought about it and I realized that he's presumed straight probably mostly because he is one of only 3 prominent male characters in the series and has never interacted with either of the others. He has no opportunity to be gay. Gideon the Ninth probably fails the reverse bechdel test and that's iconic.

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

One of my least favorite autistic experiences is probably putting in conscious effort to learn how to Behave Appropriately (not in the sense of Masking, just interacting with other people in general) and then watching a lot of other people, autistic or otherwise, simply not do that. Like oh we're just doing whatever now? You would have flayed me alive if I acted like that

At the function like oh sorry I didn't realize social skills were optional. Does this mean I can call you a fucking asshole? You're being an asshole rn. Just thought you should know