Audrey

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

#the next VGK goalie callup trying to make it to the rink from junior high biology class (via @borispavlikovskys)

Hit reblog on this so hard

tbh I’m gonna keep checking this post because I know Auston is going to give Mitch want he wants

Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

Source?

episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.

Patrick was cold for that

And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING

EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend

real friends……how many of us?

And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son

Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini

Patrick has no self awareness.

what about when his slug wanted to be friends with patrick and he just ditched spongebob and clowned on him for it

When they were raising the clam together and Patrick kept leavin spongebob all day with the baby so he could watch tv smh

When patrick made spongebob believe he was ugly when he just had some bad breath

Wasn’t Patrick the one that ditched Spongebob in the advanced darkness at the bottom of the sea?

we’re pulling out the receipts tonight

Y’all forgetting about Patrick being a bitch and taking SB’s grandma from him? He got all the kisses and cookies

Why can’t I stop watching this

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

He l p m e

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

Who needs Meghan Trainor’s “NO” when there’s this masterpiece?

this is literally honestly a fucking bop