He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla

Criminal charges

He’s been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM I’m livid but also impressed.

I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didn’t know the extent he’d go to to get them.

Also yeah he’s fine he just likes to steal

I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. It’s usually the remote.

How about uh Ralph Ahn passing? What a sad thing. Did you have any idea he was in his 90’s by the way?…What a misread on my part. I thought he was in his 70’s…He doesn’t talk on screen obviously  as we all know but he was a really present actor and he was joking in between…A really solid actor…He was so good even though he didn’t talk…He was probably late 80’s while he was doing that… If I’m in my late 80’s there’s no chance i’ll be doing anything…Ralph in his 90’s is me in my 50’s. -Jake Johnson

#Andrew Garfield: The Amazing Spiderman Middle Child

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

Tom Felton and Emma Watson at the Harry Potter 20th Anniversary Reunion: Behind The Scenes Footage

Dylan Larkin | Mic’d Up

NO normal person sees a glass of beer and thinks "that looks like a mustard jar"

CHRIS & MIKA | it’s the little moments ( NYR @ ARI. 12.15.2021. )

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

I sure fucking do see him face

Him face

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(SEA @ PHI 10/18/2021)