c'est la vie

Lesbian culture is adding flannel to an outfit where it doesn’t match just because you want to indicate your sapphic status.

[image description: a three-panel comic, beginning with Lucretia and Davenport standing next to each other. Davenport is a gnome with light brown skin, brown hair and a mustache. Lucretia is a dark-complexioned woman with short white hair, wearing a fur-lined blue jacket and a blue dress. She’s saying, “Davenport will now pay you your final reward. Your final finder’s fee.” Panel cuts to Magnus, a man with reddish-brown skin and hair and bushy sideburns, looking alarmed and shouting, “He’s going to kill us!” Third panel cuts to a closeup on Davenport, now holding a gun, as Lucretia says, “He’s going to murder the three of you. Thank you for your service, good bye.”]

G…Griffin…

Still trying to process the fact that Klaus was straight up killed,, by a furry, at a furry rave, met GOD then came back to life bc she thought that he was a bitch and mentioned precisely zero(0) of these facts to his siblings

What the fuck did I skip in a series of unfortunate events