bengoshi of amazing

We don't talk about that, B.

Yeah, thanks for your sperm donation.

@llawlietqc

Incorrect. I'm notoriously peaceable.

… I can’t understand your writing. BUT STILL, PREPARE TO DIE!

I̲̯̦ ͫ̎ͮ͘S̞̪̔͗̆͠ͅA̹͉ͅIͥͧD̸̼͔̝̺͕ ̰̪̳̝AR͉̭̦̥̠͙E̢ ̰͖͐ͬY̡̩͕͓͈̖̙̐̓ͮͦ̓̚O̖͚̟̟̬͂̊̇̿ͨU͔̜͕͉͎͚̔̽̃̃ͥ̚ ͉͇̽̎FU͚̯̻͚̭̅̊ͩ̅͆C͈̹͎̬͔̭͠K̭̭̜̼͇̳ͫ̾ͤͭͧ̇̍ͅI҉̙͈̣͍̙N͔̬͙̪̣̐̆ͬ̾̊G̀͂̅͗҉̗͕̬͙ ͉L̯̦̦̙̟̙͊͂̌͗̓̃I̿ͦ̎̈́̂҉̬͉̺͉̺T̴̲̩̖̄͂̈E͖͕̭͇̬ͩͣͯ͆̓Ṙͣ̅͒Aͬ̓͋T̯͝E̙̼ͤ͐🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡⚰⚰⚰⚰

I AM fucking literate, and there’s a rumour that you’re trying to take Light off of me! Well, tough, he loves me WAY more than he loves you! 🖕🏻

He DOES want Misa-Misa, you FUCKER. You don’t understand all the inside jokes and banter and stuff attached to our relationship!

I can see why no-one likes you, you’re an absolute lunatic, and not the good kind, also someone who knows how to speak doesn’t refer to themselves in the third person so, back to my original question, now with the answer of: Misa Amane is fucking illiterate.

Misa-Misa is not illiterate! She’s just CUTER this way! But you wouldn’t know much about being cute, would you?? Considering you’re absolutely DISGUSTING and CAN’T TALK NORMALLY LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE so then NOBODY UNDERSTANDS YOU, and your precious little boyfriend will NEVER WANT YOU because he’s too busy chasing the man who Misa-Misa has fucked REPEATEDLY. You may have a Psychology degree or whatever, but Misa-Misa is way more successful than you will EVER BE and you KNOW IT, so bite me, you creep!!!!

I can’t talk normal???? I’m not walking around saying shit like “Oh, B’s having to deal with a dumb fucking loon who thinks he’s interested in the scum of the earth”!!!! I don’t think you’re in a position to be talking about being cute, you’re the second-furthest thing from cute I’ve ever seen, roadkill is far far cuter than you, Amane, grow up and grow some brain cells and pay attention to the fact that your career only has gotten as far as it has because you’re a ditzy woman and your perfect “I’ve been abused my whole life so I’ll take your coldness as love” attitude, not because you’re better than me, you’re absolutely not! You know nothing about anything, tell me if you’re so SMART what is the function of the parietal lobe? What does the central nervous system have to do with your amygdala? HM? EXACTLY. Now do us all a favour and shut up!!!!!!!

@llawlietqc, she isn’t following her restraining order at all. What to do about her, Baby Boy? She seems too dumb to go to prison, she’ll be torn apart, although maybe there other options?

I’ll get you a voucher for a spa day, B. I don’t understand why you’re interacting with her.

I suggested that they should, it keeps them occupied. I tried to tell you but I can’t talk when my mouth’s full.

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Fuck, B, I only offered you a voucher to a spa. You don't need to smash your phone, I just won't send you a voucher, it's a simple fix.

@13-knives-and-a-dsmv + @llawlietqc

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Well, there's proof right there that horoscopes are a load of shit, eh, B? 🤣

… I can’t understand your writing. BUT STILL, PREPARE TO DIE!

I̲̯̦ ͫ̎ͮ͘S̞̪̔͗̆͠ͅA̹͉ͅIͥͧD̸̼͔̝̺͕ ̰̪̳̝AR͉̭̦̥̠͙E̢ ̰͖͐ͬY̡̩͕͓͈̖̙̐̓ͮͦ̓̚O̖͚̟̟̬͂̊̇̿ͨU͔̜͕͉͎͚̔̽̃̃ͥ̚ ͉͇̽̎FU͚̯̻͚̭̅̊ͩ̅͆C͈̹͎̬͔̭͠K̭̭̜̼͇̳ͫ̾ͤͭͧ̇̍ͅI҉̙͈̣͍̙N͔̬͙̪̣̐̆ͬ̾̊G̀͂̅͗҉̗͕̬͙ ͉L̯̦̦̙̟̙͊͂̌͗̓̃I̿ͦ̎̈́̂҉̬͉̺͉̺T̴̲̩̖̄͂̈E͖͕̭͇̬ͩͣͯ͆̓Ṙͣ̅͒Aͬ̓͋T̯͝E̙̼ͤ͐🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡⚰⚰⚰⚰

I AM fucking literate, and there’s a rumour that you’re trying to take Light off of me! Well, tough, he loves me WAY more than he loves you! 🖕🏻

He DOES want Misa-Misa, you FUCKER. You don’t understand all the inside jokes and banter and stuff attached to our relationship!

I can see why no-one likes you, you’re an absolute lunatic, and not the good kind, also someone who knows how to speak doesn’t refer to themselves in the third person so, back to my original question, now with the answer of: Misa Amane is fucking illiterate.

Misa-Misa is not illiterate! She’s just CUTER this way! But you wouldn’t know much about being cute, would you?? Considering you’re absolutely DISGUSTING and CAN’T TALK NORMALLY LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE so then NOBODY UNDERSTANDS YOU, and your precious little boyfriend will NEVER WANT YOU because he’s too busy chasing the man who Misa-Misa has fucked REPEATEDLY. You may have a Psychology degree or whatever, but Misa-Misa is way more successful than you will EVER BE and you KNOW IT, so bite me, you creep!!!!

I can’t talk normal???? I’m not walking around saying shit like “Oh, B’s having to deal with a dumb fucking loon who thinks he’s interested in the scum of the earth”!!!! I don’t think you’re in a position to be talking about being cute, you’re the second-furthest thing from cute I’ve ever seen, roadkill is far far cuter than you, Amane, grow up and grow some brain cells and pay attention to the fact that your career only has gotten as far as it has because you’re a ditzy woman and your perfect “I’ve been abused my whole life so I’ll take your coldness as love” attitude, not because you’re better than me, you’re absolutely not! You know nothing about anything, tell me if you’re so SMART what is the function of the parietal lobe? What does the central nervous system have to do with your amygdala? HM? EXACTLY. Now do us all a favour and shut up!!!!!!!

@llawlietqc, she isn’t following her restraining order at all. What to do about her, Baby Boy? She seems too dumb to go to prison, she’ll be torn apart, although maybe there other options?

I'll get you a voucher for a spa day, B. I don't understand why you're interacting with her.

@llawlietqc

I don't have to love someone to feel the urge to kill them. It's not a prerequisite, I mean. I try to keep life uncomplicated like that.

@thosewhostankiyomitakada + @llawlietqc, @lightyagamipm

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I'll deal with them. Send me their IP, Hackerboy.

They're in Switzerland, so it's probably something to do with tax evasion or cuckoo clocks. I'll email you the details and a photo of them, Tiger. Rawrrrr.

That's revolting, Tink. Are you drunk?

I'm drunk on a bromantic appreciation for my very good friend.

Who's he then?

I'll deal with them. Send me their IP, Hackerboy.

They're in Switzerland, so it's probably something to do with tax evasion or cuckoo clocks. I'll email you the details and a photo of them, Tiger. Rawrrrr.

That's revolting, Tink. Are you drunk?

I'll deal with them. Send me their IP, Hackerboy.

B! Please may I formally introduce you to Misa. Misa. This is B. I think you'll both get on amazingly well.

Oh. Really? OK. @13-knives-and-a-dsmv, hi, nice to meet you! I suppose it doesn't matter THAT much if you're weird. This means we can talk more, right, Light?

Light, don't do that to B.

Get a life, Denim Boy. Oh, wait. You’re dead, you can’t.

I am going to sue both of you bitches.

Sayu, you hated Misa. I seem to remember you calling her an idiot among other choice words, told me that I needed to stop dating idiots, and threw out one of Misa’s CDs which Touta had. You should stop being a two-faced sycophant unless there’s a potential financial or professional benefit in it for you.

Nice. That was nice, Tink.

I know but you could have just told me that when you’re in the same… room as me.

WHO HAD A FUCKING PENTAGRAM ON THE FLOOR AND ACCIDENTALLY RAISED YOU FROM THE DEAD, YOU DRIED UP PIECE OF SHIT?

Sayu, you hated Misa. I seem to remember you calling her an idiot among other choice words, told me that I needed to stop dating idiots, and threw out one of Misa's CDs which Touta had. You should stop being a two-faced sycophant unless there's a potential financial or professional benefit in it for you.

Nice. That was nice, Tink.