me, a dumbass, two weeks ago: why is it so cold its literally the month of May like
me now that the heat is Here:
we're not kids anymore.
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me, a dumbass, two weeks ago: why is it so cold its literally the month of May like
me now that the heat is Here:

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exactly my man
Imagine being some prehistoric apex predator seeing humans for the first time. Like your buddy is there like "don't go near those things, they're fucked up" and you're like nah that doesn't look scary, I bet I could chase one down right now.
and they're like nah they're not fast. pursuit predators. They only run when they're chasing you.
“oh yeah, ONE is easy to kill. but somehow the others KNOW. and they’ll come for you. all of them. FOREVER.”
“that is such bullshit.”
“fuck around and find out, dude, but give me like a week’s notice first, cuz i need to be over the horizon when you do.”
so i just finished watching the extended editions of the trilogy which is nearly 13 hrs long and this meme is correct somehow. this is the only line legolas speaks to frodo in the entire series. the only other debatable line is a scene in fellowship where legolas is speaking to gimli but frodo just happens to be near them and he’s cut to for a reaction shot. i wouldn’t really count it though since it wasnt directed at him.
someone already posted this but the kicker is at the end of return of the king where frodo sees the fellowship again and calls out to everyone by name except for legolas lmaooo

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if i met an angel i'd give them an edible. i'd probably die but i think it'd be worth it.
Me @ myself anytime I open my mouth:
There's an influencer couple somewhere remodeling my dream victorian house into a suburban minimalist nightmare right now
Neurotypicals headcanoning robots as autistic is wrong and bad because they’re saying autistic people are robots but when autistic people do it it’s epic and sexy because we’re saying robots are autistic. There’s a difference
#people who have been othered identifying with characters/concepts that are distinctly other??#incredible. their vision. the metaphor. poetry.#people in a position of power relating marginalized people to inanimate objects?#death be upon ye

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i think the muppets should preform the passion of the christ but as theyre nailing muppet jesus to the cross it makes squeaky toy noises and theyre using rubber mallets
castle // halsey
[Image ID: Two images of C3PO from Star Wars with lyrics over imposed from Halsey’s song “Castle”.
Image 1: “I’m headed straight for the castle”
Image 2: “They wanna make me their queen”]
whether or not you like pacific rim, you can’t deny it dropped some of the rawest fucking dialogue ever spoken in cinematic history
“fortune favours the brave”??? “numbers are the closest we get to the handwriting of god”??? “TODAY WE ARE CANCELLING THE APOCALYPSE”????? pacrim knew it was extra af and embraced it with open arms
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This is basically what happened