Atypical Anthro Ape

Don't be fooled, it's just as sleazy pickup line.. your ethmoid always has a vomer. 8 -)

Sifakas (singular Sifaka, pronounced "shifak") are a genus of lemurs whose numbers, ironically, are dropping fast. Do your part for primate conservation.

Tarsier classification has been greatly debated due to their unique mix of characteristics, although DNA analysis classifies the Tarsier with Haplorhines.

Sexual coercion is a male reproductive strategy found among primates that involves male use of force for access to a female. Thankfully, this practice is being weeded out among humans.

Genetic evidence thus far shows that Neandertals and Denisovans both mixed with the Sapien lineage. Who knows which other Erectine offshoots also contributed, and are waiting to be discovered.

Blame it on my professors.

Interestingly, the names for cappuccino and capuchin both derive from the capuchin friars.

Anthro Ape is well cultured.

If you're confused, google chimpanzee tree drumming.

It's a serious issue affected Ergasters, Neandertals, Denisovans, Florensienses, and Sapiens everywhere (and everywhen).

Atypical Anthro Ape wants to be pair bonded.

Anthro Ape is a badass: sexually dimorphic, and just plain sexy.

Anthro Ape eliminates the competition..

And then swoops in for the kill.

Don't get it? Google "chimp hunting" and everything will be okay.

yes. yes, it is.

Introducing the Atypical Anthro Ape!