your mlm mcm

Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

no offense but i’m a cat i’m a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance 

Are you fucking serious?

i would never lie

tbqh one of my top 3 smash characters now

i didnt know reba was in smash

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

NO RULES JUST RIGHT

They’re legally required to or I amputate their toes

In my mind I’m constantly doing yoshi’s down+b noise

BRRRRING HÆH

WHAT

ROTC kids and theater kids emit the same energy but on opposite ends of the spectrum

two households, both alike in indignity

pikachu being a cop means he’s not allowed at pride

Pikachu is a private investigator not a cop and thus allowed at pride and also was there when Marsha P Johnson threw the first brick at Stonewall so don’t you ever disrespect him for a Tumblr post again