Local Trans Cowboy

I'm sure by now all of you have come across the staggering allegations against my (former) blorbo Candy. As the number one Stan in the Candy Fandom (Candom™), and as somebody who has a lot of other people in the community looking up to them, I feel it wouldn't be right for me not to address it, so here goes. When I first saw every allegation from the 6-7 page expose document, the first thing I did was jump straight into defense mode. The idea that my blorbo, who until then had given me nothing but happiness, could do so many terrible things seemed preposterous. I began to read through the document, desperately analyzing it word by word searching to poke holes in it anywhere I could. But by the time I got to page three, I began to realize there was nowhere to poke. (especially since I was reading it on a laptop and you literally can't poke a hole in those). After this my passionate defense mode began to take a nose dive and I began to enter a different mode entirely....acceptance mode. Eventually after a lot of time switching between crying mode, angry mode, and hungry mode I came to terms with the truth.

Although I was able to accept the truth about Candy and her actions, which I can only describe as sick and twisted, dealing with the hurt that it caused was an entirely different story. I know it might seem crazy now, but there was once a time in my life where candy really touched my heart with those paws of hers, so finding out that those same paws were involved in so many terrible things, including but not limited to The Plague, 9/11, Watergate,

Pizzagate,

Heavens Gate

The assassination of Franz Ferdinand (Person)

The birth of Elon Musk

Breaking up The Beatles

The assassination of Franz Ferdinand (Band)

Dance Monkey

Killing John Pork

1919 Black Sox Scandal

The Great Depression

Pissing in the Dashcon ball pit

BIG (1989).

Truly broke my heart in a way that may never be mended. As you can probably guess, I've decided to distance myself from her, as painful as it may be. My advice to any Candy fans as heartbroken as me who are looking for something to take from this, you should let this be a reminder to yourself that in this life you can't count on anybody but yourself, and the stain fighting power of OXY-CLEAN® #ad.

Title: as far as the wind in our sails may blow Ship: Bradley Bradshaw/Jake Seresin Author: @suchelegantmonsters Beta: @/Notchka88 (ao3) Artist: @attackpossum

Bradley stares at the ship smoldering in the distance, a feeling of foreboding forming deep in his gut. They’ve been at sea for a week and this is the most exciting thing that has happened so far - even though he’s already certain he won’t actually be allowed within twenty feet of the derelict. He knows he’s the heir to the throne, but what is the point of leaving the palace if no one will let him do anything? Features pirates, magic, self-sacrificing idiots and romance on the high seas.

Since this was for my college art class I had to draw him realistic so I used @newstarsongs 's absolutely stunning cosplay for reference (ty so much again for letting me post this 💕)

hey did you know that art fight is in 50 days? no? well here's your reminder :)