Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

Pepper spray his pussy

Do not.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

What jobs even exist

There was a good period of my life where I didn't think any other jobs outside of STEM were like, normal. I thought everyone was either in STEM, or they had some obscure job that wasn't well known or something.

it's called a breeder reactor because you're supposed to fuck the uranium

math fell off once they added numbers

LOUDER. LOUDER. LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE UP FRONT AND IN THE MIDDLE AND IN THE BACK. LOUDER FOR EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

awww look who's scrolling through tumblr looking for motivation to study when you're supposed to be STUDYING.

Tell your favorite scientists (dead or alive) about you.

marie curie hands down also can't forget Albert and Jane Goodall those are some marie curie got me into science I was young and saw what she did and my little self who had been told women should be submissive by my gf went "woah we can do that!"

awww look who's scrolling through tumblr looking for motivation to study when you're supposed to be STUDYING.

Tell your favorite scientists (dead or alive) about you.

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

daddys having an identity crisis to be honest with you kitten

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user