Me

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

There really is a Day Shift and a Night Shift here are tumblr.org and baby i’m pulling a double

STANFORD LOCK IN

It’s fuck Florida forever btw

I’m turning this shit off lmao

I hate lsu

girl come back konnor hit!!

you know those pain charts they have on doctor office walls? that's kinda how i feel ncaa is judged

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

Don't do this

Alright now I’m curious

Don't do this

Roko's Basilisk is bullshit but I entirely believe in this specific infohazard

I love how Tumblr can agree on absolutely nothing except that you should not do this

This post is such a perfect summary of the human. It'd make a great sc-fi device

The damage that has been done to the disabled community after the BAFTA’s situation cannot be understated like the fact that ugly laws have re-entered popular discourse

you know what we don't talk about on gymblr, what our favorite event to watch is. let's go back to basics. I like bars!!

I forget which meet this was but one of the commentators said “this will do wonders for her confidence” after she hit and i was like ??? she was competing as an elite when obama was president. how much more confident is she gonna get

"Would you rather use the app? :)" I cannot begin to describe how much I wouldn't

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

skillet issue