Yuriinator

new holiday declared btw. it's called Scary Christmas. its on January 25th. mark your calendars

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK SCARY

BOOBS ARE BACK

BOOPS. I MEAN BOOPS. AJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSKASKSJKSSKSKAKKSKSKSKSJSSSJSJSJSJJSSJ

people who don’t have boops on, I respect your peace but also picture me standing outside your blog scratching the door like a cat wanting to be let in

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

6 year old asked me why i dont like mr beast and i didnt have an answer that a small child could understand so i said he tried to eat a homeless person a long time ago

Spreading misinformation to children because you don't believe they're mature enough to understand a topic is actually not a good thing. At all.

^Me at age 10 when my parents told me Santa wasn't real

Werewolves can only be killed by silver. Let the trolley run over the werewolf, it will survive.

I eat the werewolf’s ass. This solves none of the problems but I die doing what i loved.

i found out that the dancing banana was created some time in 1999 today and i feel so bad. he’s 25… and i never did anything for him. this is like if i forogot a loved ones birthday