Vampires ,Dresses, and Doodles

I hate trying to talk about nandermo and why I'm so obsessed with them to ppl who've never seen the show. Like how do I tell you there was a full episode where guillermo was nandor's dick lawyer to a djinn and ended up negotiating that nandor has the world's biggest dick but has to think about Guillermo every time he uses it but it still never went canon without sounding like I'm insane

Every time I think I'm in the trenches in a new fandom I look at this post and laugh. Gotta stay #humble

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.