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“mom coded” “sister coded” “wine aunt coded” what if she’s his friend instead. you’re actually allowed to be friends with women

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

nobody coughs up blood dramatically into their handkerchiefs anymore

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women