Dreams Arent How They Seemed When You Were Young

(via Stephen Bell)

Consider this: Finn stealing a fry off of Rey’s plate because he heard that’s a cute thing couples do and he wants to balance out their “I’LL SAVE YOU!” emotional intensity with some cute things, only Rey freezes and Finn’s like, shit, I just stole food from someone who grew up without it, what Attack Mode did I just activate. But then she just fucking dumps all of her food on his plate all “I’LL FEED YOU, YOU’LL NEVER GO HUNGRY WITH ME” and they’re right back in the emotional intensity, and Finn doesn’t even like fries that much.

i would hire him for this flyer alone

THE ULTIMATE RECEIPT

you can see the hesitation where he doesn’t want to waste perfectly good teabags. 

you know you’re british when your britishness gets in the way of your britishing 

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

The ultimate pun

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

The pun heard ‘round the world. 

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

All those times I didn’t give a fuck… I saved one for this occasion..

never forget