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i had a dream that "bald man summer" became a thing on this website and people started making edits of walter white and the guy from mythbusters

when writing the romantic subplot of futurama they had no idea how important the himbo X girlboss dichotomy would be to the youth in the 2020’s

this post legitimately changed the way i think about and consider getting meal deals

Isn’t this the post that got the cease and desist from Michael Jackson’s estate?

TIL astronaut Jack Schmidt discovered he was allergic to moon dust, which is a thing millions of other people have probably gone their whole lives never knowing.

Imagine being one of only twelve guys ever to have the honour of walking on the moon and then when you get there you're allergic to it.

if one in twelve humans who have been on the moon was allergic to moon dust, that’s either a one-in-a-million chance or a VERY common allergy

The fact that it’s such a statistically useless sample is DEFINITELY driving a handful of very specialized scientists absolutely crazy

oh this one i know! he's not actually allergic and he's not a statistical outlier. all twelve astronauts reported symptoms after stepping on the moon because lunar soil is fucking nasty to human (and presumably most complex life) biology. moon dust is like inhaling asbestos. it's very fine, chemically reactive, and will hang around in your lungs for months, like a shitty inhaled cloud of glass. which, as it's mostly silicon, it kind of is. glass powder that is ripping up your airways and possibly your dna. see again: like asbestos

The fact that you thought of doing this at all

op is a giant boob expansion artist i–

I can have more than one hobby

controversial redbull ad where jfk drinks a redbull and flies out of his convertible and avoids his assasination

To the jonker this is just a regular liquid

good morning to the people who have now been occupying a factory owned by Israeli arms company Elbit Systems in Leicester for around 26 hours.