diet mountain dew

why do these exist

my license was revoked also i experience boredom and disdain so

I look at the corn teeth and I almost feel a spark of emotion inside me

yes good! repulsion that is repulsion 

GUYS WE NEED HELP TO FIX IT

The Balance!

I’m tempted to just reblog and not like it

when people unfollow me it’s like aha u were thinking about me ;)

IM TORN INTO PIECES

i go to the kitchen at 3 am to drink a gallon of water and the ghost in my house pulls this out and pulverizes both my shins in one fell swoop

me: hey friend: *after two minutes of not replying* hey whats up me: *washing the gasoline off myself* not much hbu

just now realized the implication is the person was about to light themselves on fire. i’ve had this tagged as #me for months thinking it was just a post about loving gasoline

reblog if you’ve never used the braincell

the what

yeah

we can use it?

i promise