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Car salesmen always advertise how fast a car can go from 0 to 60mph, but the important question is how fast it can go from 60 to 0mph.

0 seconds if you are really careful

Feeling evil, might fuck around and stub my toe on a corner

I’m in tremendous pain >:)

why would you do that...?

Being Evil is forcing pain on someone, but considering I’m the only one around I forced it on myself

thats just masochism

All three states of matter can come out of your butt.

if youre lucky you can get some of the other ones too

oh, the orange shithead got covid!!! oh it’s like our birthdays all came early!!! oh i hope he dies!!!  🎉 🎉 🎉

The epitome of “everyone was thinking it.” lol

Uh… That’s a bit violent

check the tags  💋 💋 💋 💋 

Big words for a crayon eater.

Wishing death on someone is terrible no matter who it is.

that’s nice. i hope trump dies :)  i would find this altogether pleasant and charming :)  his death would bring me great delight :)  i would enjoy it so :)

That is still really mean

Sure is! hope he suffers excruciatingly :)

gaud what does the inside of the shower look like

tag urself i’m long hair

the elder scrolls is a franchise

thats gauds ass