Alice

you fucking suck at burger

being polyamorous and having no game is so humbling. yeah im poly but i don't have any girlfriends. im just in love with all my friends and nobody wants me

Most relatable thing I've seen all month

yea this would fix me unfortunately

I would feel weird about reblogging the post again but shout out to gay little shorts with visible girldick bulge. Sound of the summer.

many girls deserve to be plushie. they deserve to be small and be held in the arms of someone who loves them and they deserve to be gently squeezed and nuzzled under the soft and warm covers.

spiking my sister's drink with sleeping pills and telling her it's cyanide after she drinks it. holding her while she struggles to stay awake, fully convinced that she's dying. it's ok honey, i know how hard it's been lately, i didn't want you to suffer anymore. just hold on to your big sis while you drift away and everything will be ok. i'll miss you, darling.

the subtle differences between sister (trans girl i am speaking to), sister (strong family-type bond), and sister (i want to have sex with you)

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life