Well my life is fucked i lost my only special toy

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

tequila is like drinking the tears of a very happy young woman and whiskey is like drinking the tears of a very sad old man and gin is like drinking the tears of a closeted gay man named james

Im poised to strike bro lol Watch out im poised to strike seriously

I'm thinking of Symphony of the Sixth Blast Furnace by Evgeny Sedukhin again...

JFK and Abe Lincoln were killed by the same bullet after it popped through Abe's chest it buonced off the railing and ricocheted around America for 80 beautiful years before lodging itself firmly in Kennedy's thick russet potato dip shit skull

before you make a major life decision you should ALWAYS make sure that you are going through something that could be described as an "episode"

trams are like if a train and a bus had a baby and then the bus abandoned the family when the tram was just a baby and the train raised it as a hardworking single mother

your aversion to anything earnest or sincere has affected us in the following ways 1. youre annoyinggggggg

No recent SCP has enchanted me like SCP-4723 and yet there's NO art of it

im gonna kill myself [remembers that suicide jokes make people uncomfortable] uhh [in valley girl voice] im like soooo totally gonna blow my brains out... [waiting for polite laughter that never comes] sorry [remembering that i apologise too much and i need to work on that] No im not