signe

i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

they call me a sleeper agent the way i. well. i shan’t say.

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

Honestly buffy is so fucking funny like here is boyfriend number 1. He is a centuries old vampire plagued with catholic guilt who becomes an unhinged killer if he has sex. This is my boyfriend number 3. He is also a centuries old vampire who got tests and experiments done on him and he's in love with me. What about boyfriend number 2 you ask? Well he was from Iowa.