I have no bedtime and I fear no god

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.