Part fish, Part fag

gotta watch til the end, the sigil isn't activated til i complete the circle :)

Item: Jingsuit (Jeans Wingsuit); does not allow full Jlight (Jeans Flight) but does allow for Jiding (Jeans Gliding) from heights

"i just dont think the scientology speedrun trend is funny because if people did that with any other religious institution-" ok guys lets all go to the 'scientology controversies' page on wikipedia and scroll a bit before continuing this thought. lets do this right now

Actually, I think it would be hilarious at The Vatican.

hobbits are kind of like gay uncles

also shoutout to my really tired old white guy gynecologist who when i said "i want a hysterectomy" did not push back at all and instead sighed, and without looking up at me from his tablet went "We'll have to do a bunch of stuff for insurance because it's a scam and otherwise they won't approve it" and then after laying out the plan walked me out and i dont know if we made eye contact once after shaking hands, which is exactly the kind of medical care i want in this day and age.

if any of you fuckers put that new Harry Potter show on my dash I am blocking your ass

When am I allowed to stab a man?

march 15th

That's so far away though

just 4 more days bud

That's so far away though

T O M O R R O W

That's so far away though

NOW

HAPPY IDES OF MARCH, STAB YOUR LOCAL POLITICIAN TODAY!!!