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REBLOG if you are old enough to remember what a VCR is.

tumblr I swear to god if your ads on mobile keep opening popup webpages because my FINGER touched them while I was SCROLLING because they are SO BIG that they FILL THE SCREEN AS I SCROLL PAST THEM I am going to MANIFEST SNAKES IN YOUR WALLS

if the PAGE-FILLING ADS on your INFINITE SCROLLING MOBILE APP register FINGER MOVEMENT as ANYTHING OTHER THAN SCROLLING I am LEGALLY PERMITTED to HUNT YOU for SPORT

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

wait hold up i'm back. i was going to be all "how dare you stand where he stood" but then i remembered what actually happened, famously, to frodo: he failed at the last step. he claimed the ring. (he just was lucky gollum happened to be there and disaster was averted.) he tried very hard, but in the end, he just couldn't do what he'd set out to do. sure yeah i can maybe see how jod would relate to that

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

writing is easy actually. all you have to do is tell people what happened