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A whitetailed deer eating moss from a river [X]

#💚#deer #animals #photography #drops of qpiter

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qqchurch

#congrats on your pet lightning sorcerer #cats #animals #drops of qpiter

diabloku

🧍Worst day of his afterlife VS ✨ Best day of his week

#akdjdjdkdjfjfkdksksjd #this is so perfect omg #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #drops of qpiter

peter gabriel’s and phil collins’s voices both taste like a fried potato snack but the difference is that peter gabriel’s voice tastes like salty skinny fries and phil collins’s tastes like sweet potato fries

#keep listening to a new band and i like the voice a lot but i kept going why does this taste FAMILIAR #and it’s like. it was kind of phil-ish but saltier and that’s when the two genesis voices clicked #aster chat

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Gay & Bi Classic Hollywood Actors Bracket — Round 4

Jeremy Brett vs Cary Grant

Jeremy Brett

Cary Grant

Remaining time: 5 days 6 hours

Jeremy Brett (November 3, 1933 – September 12, 1995) Best-known role in the Classic era: Freddy Eynsford-Hill in My Fair Lady (1964)

Cary Grant (January 18, 1904 – November 29, 1986) Best-known role in the Classic era: Roger Thornhill in North by Northwest (1959)

#you want to vote cary grant !!!!#come on he didn't do All That in my favorite wife to lose this bad !!#cast #drops of qpiter

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The Challenge of Wheels and Words

Round 2!

This is a fest where all fic titles follow the popular format of "A/The ____ of ____ and ____."

To participate, spin the wheels bellow to get your title. Then, write a fic inspired by that title.

Fics can be any fandom (including original works), any pairing, any genre, any rating, and any length. Have fun with it!

Spin this wheel for your first word.

Spin this wheel twice for your second and third words.

Submit your fic to the AO3 collection!

Posting Dates: August 15th - 22nd

The collection will remain open indefinitely but the majority of community activity will be during the dates above.

Rules

You can spin as many times as you want.

You can submit as many fics as you want.

Fics of any fandom, pairing, genre, rating, and length are welcome.

Fics do not need to be completed by the posting period.

If you post on Tumblr don't forget to tag it with #cowaw so we can reblog!

If you just want to spin and don't want to write, you can send us your favorite titles as asks and we'll post them for others to grab!

Mods: @sillyunicorn and @embraceweird

#this sounds so fun omg #writing #writing challenges #drops of qpiter

nemfrog

"In case of consumption look for these for a cure." Household discoveries. 1913.

Internet Archive

#i mean yeah that’s nice but uhhhh. these will Not cure consumption i am fairly certain #willing to be corrected but. i mean.#drops of qpiter

muppetebbtide

I WOKE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, AS I SOMETIMES DID, AND COULD NOT REMEMBER WHERE I WAS [THARA CELEHAR, THE WITNESS FOR THE DEAD]

the donor - remastered - judee sill / diamonds and rust - joan baez / francis - haley heynderickx, max garcía conover / mea culpa - enigma / show you a body - haley heynderickx / st jude - florence + the machine / all the love - kate bush / I love you, but I need another year - liza anne / deep green - marika hackman / nightmares on repeat - emily jane white / crack baby - mitski / looking back - lord huron / we watch our sad-eyed angel fall - black tape for a blue girl / heavy water/I’d rather be sleeping - grouper

[csevet] [csethiro]

#holy shit. diamonds and rust AND a lord huron song on a thara playlist this is a Gift #work of art!!!#thara celehar #cemeteries of amalo #playlists #drops of qpiter

demiboydemon

#💚💚💚#psych #drops of qpiter

molabuddy

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

#grand prev. yeah. yeah!#but also sorryyyyyy magnus burnsides because that’s where my heads at right now #drops of qpiter

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sexboobomb

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

sexboobomb

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

sexboobomb

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

mbrainspaz

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

foldingfittedsheets

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.

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@verpineshatterrifle

#too much crocodile hunter as a youngling because i do reach for crikey a lot.#beans (from too much mcelroys)#what the what (too much gumball)#crap / shit on a stick #drops of qpiter

story & song had me ugly sobbing by myself in the living room right as my mom pulled into the driveway, so i bolted to my room in a blind panic to make it look like i’d already gone to bed to hide the fact that i was crying, before realizing that that is actually a wild & stupid thing to do and it’s actually legal and even occasionally acceptable for people to see you cry. hard to wrap your head around but. you know. maybe i am learning how to be less of a neurotic freak in my old age

#me: we can’t let people know we FEEL!!!!!!#anyway. fuck. i’m exhausted #i just. stories. stories man. that’s everything. to me. stories are everything #I almost never do this because I’m always afraid it’ll be different when i look again #like schrodinger’s autograph #but i looked at the book my writing mentor signed years and years ago #and yeah. it still says what it says. and it also says Never Stop Seeing.#and. fuck man. im trying so hard. and it sucks because i dont think it shows. I don’t think the trying means anything to anyone but me #but i AM trying. im trying to see and im trying to write. im trying to be part of the song.#im trying so fucking hard and i want people to know one day. i want people to fucking know.#even when i spend most days wishing i was just dead and didn’t have to try anymore because it fucking sucks so much #if I can just get both hands out of the water and get onto the shore. maybe the person drowning by me can too.#that statue set/art exhibit of the chain of people in the flood trying to get the dog. arms outstretched. you get it #BUT WHATEVER it’s whatever it’s fine im cool it’s fine. it’s just late and im tired and embarrassing and gross and weird and emotional. yuck #aster chat

dailyloki

AVENGERS DOOMSDAY (2026) Tom Hiddleston as Loki Laufeyson

#this means nothing to me [actively hyperventilating]#loki #marvel #video #a:d #drops of qpiter

an-ruraiocht

which of these classical texts have you read?

the iliad, the odyssey, and the aeneid

the iliad and the odyssey, not the aeneid

the iliad only

the odyssey only

the aeneid only

the aeneid and the iliad, not the odyssey

the aeneid and the odyssey, not the iliad

I have read none of these

Voting ended onJul 22

"what if I've read part of it" if it's a large enough part that you would consider yourself to Have Read It in general contexts, then it counts. if it's not, then it doesn't. only you can be the judge of that, but I'm not giving you a nuance button.

any translations count, but abridged retellings don't

obviously, there are lots of other classical texts out there. you might have read none of these and be an expert on greek tragedy. I'm not judging your classical knowledge so you don't need to tell me all that. I'm just curious about combos of these specific texts and their popularity, bc a post i just saw got me thinking about it

#all three babeyyyyy #odyssey multiple times but not of my own volition #drops of qpiter

asterdeer

not an original observation at all i’m sure but taako having cookbooks out there is very funny actually. you have a cookbook by your favorite celebrity traveling venue chef and all your favorite recipes come from it and then you find out he’s gone off-grid because he poisoned like 40 people to death and then fucking booked it to evade the law. you keep the cookbook because where else are you getting nut-allergen-free macarons that don’t taste like shit.

asterdeer

can you imagine the fantasy podcasts. the true fantasy crime fantasy podcasts. about the last sizzle it up show. oh my god they’re using the worst day of taako’s post-lup life to sell fantasy mattresses

#sometimes I get the urge to write taz fanfic but always about the dumbest possible shit. and I should follow that urge #aster chat

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harlecore

#this is what 60s cartoons that played alongside pink panther and rocky and bullwinkle are made of #animals #drops of qpiter

not an original observation at all i’m sure but taako having cookbooks out there is very funny actually. you have a cookbook by your favorite celebrity traveling venue chef and all your favorite recipes come from it and then you find out he’s gone off-grid because he poisoned like 40 people to death and then fucking booked it to evade the law. you keep the cookbook because where else are you getting nut-allergen-free macarons that don’t taste like shit.

#tragedy plus time truly does equal comedy #taako #aster chat

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