✩ kait ✩

I see from the notes that we're all havin a normal one 👍

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go