Okay The Ghosts Are Gone Now

undertale is a game about how losing a child can traumatize a whole community. deltarune is a game about how losing a child can traumatize a whole community and also their appliances

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

I'm gonna get phthaloplasty. Oh yeah my shit's all gonna be a serene sea green, or perhaps a tidal blue

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

once you start noticing how fatphobic everyone and everything is, there will never be a moment you're not filled with rage

she had the face of an angel, a snow angel though

he had a body you’d expect to fish out of the river

her voice reminded you of why you left her in the first place, as she patiently listed all the reasons why you left her in the first place.

he had a face you’d want to punch, not because there was anything wrong with the face itself, but just because it was his and he was a dick.

ironically after all this time spent rebelling against her upbringing she had turned out exactly like her mother: an adult woman.

it was an ordinary Tuesday when you walked into my office, feeling vaguely uneasy about the use of the second person perspective.