Hear It Hurgling

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

so many "period" films come out but they always gotta have A-list celebrities and it's like. idk if you want to make something super atmospheric and immersive its hard for me to believe in what youre showing me when you have like. tom holland. im not gonna be like oh thats a guy from ancient greece im gonna be like Thats Tom Holland

[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back

Been said before but many people on social media are so bothered when actors or filmmakers do those letterboxd top 4 interviews and choose art house films and films over fifty years old and international films and act like they’re lying or something. like this may surprise you but I think a lot of people who go to work in the film industry actually love film as an art form so of course they’re going to choose movies that show this 😭 nothing wrong with ur favourite movie being spider-man 3 or whatever but to act like people r lying because their favourite is quote-unquote pretentious…ur just insecure babs

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

Pepper spray his pussy

Do not.

What exactly is that Shein evil eye bracelet protecting you from

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

im nice…..

He’s literally nice

this stupid baka life isn't going according to keikaku

gen ℤ invents WOKE negative numbers!!!!!!

are you high