diagnosed with dumbass stoner bastard disorder

does video work here? there is sound!

Give me jelly beans you fuck head

This idea was submitted by @dbnekonico!

Like a new friend!

Sara Hagale (@shagey_)

like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way

crying at this. the curb is brutalist. the sidewalk is brutalist. house made of concrete bricks is brutalist. lmao??

the alphabet as seen from directly above

No smoking, no pets, no subletting, no barbecues, no parking, no laundry, no speaking, no breathing, no eating

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z S P Q R

not today...

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”