Binch

Intelligent girls are hot, but they're even hotter if they turn dumb the moment you shove it in their cunt

the ideal boyfriend is ur brother

[oblivious to sexual dynamics] ohhh are you guys playing knights and princesses? can i be like a grizzled mercenary captain? i could teach the soldiers in matters of arms and project a gruff and unyielding yet ultimately kind and fatherly demeanour. if you guys are looking for a third. player

hahaha i bet you can’t pin me down. yeah i bet im way stronger than you haha….

i love sibling estrangement as horror. Only one person in the entire world has been through what youve been through and they deny it . Awesome

i hope everyone who reblogs this knows this is about incest

oedipus is a coward, if i found out i slept with my mom by accident id be very chill with it. i wouldnt even gouge out my eyes. id go to my momwife and be like "hell yeah lets make more babies"

weird elf girl who flirts with you by showing you every place she appears in on your family tree

if you think my fingers are so attractive, why don’t you spread your legs and let me curl them inside you until you cry, then you can suck them clean and thank me properly.

Woke little sister, flushed and in between heavy breaths: "we should be doing this. It's perfectly fine. Incest taboos are based in eugenics."

Woke older sister, panting softly: It’s just praxis, it’s just praxis, it’s-