Greetings. o/

“Are you a green flag?” “Are you a red flag?” bitch im a white flag 🏳️ i GIVE UP

No one has ever made money

The Chinese in the 600s BCE are confused, as all the metal discs they punch holes into suddenly disappear. This continues to happen as societies never switch from bartering, because of their inability to create money. The word ‘mint’ now refers solely to the best flavor of ice cream and tea.

… what would a discomfort character be

that one character that you HAAATE. Like yk how tumblr folk scrunch up their blorbos and throw them against a wall? That, but out of pure rage and malice.

Please don’t let fandom ruin something you love. Walk away and unfollow the fans and enjoy the thing by yourself, or find a limited circle of people who ignore the discourse, or get your irl friends into the thing and collectively ignore the Internet community, or blacklist from here to the moon if you need to and only ever scroll through your rarepair ship’s tag on AO3. But don’t let fandom distort a show or a movie or a book or a comic you used to love so badly that you can’t enjoy the original anymore. Please. It isn’t worth it.

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

follow up thought: does @satan-offical show up to baptisms and object like in corny romance movie weddings?

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