Slob Life

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

can everyone reblog with the interest of theirs that was the most intense or continued for the longest because i’m so curious

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

they’re publicly executing me tomorrow for desiring a little attention

little miss memory loss is once again shocked by how much memory she's lossing

the messier a womans car the more beautiful she is

what doesn’t kill you makes your nervous system more sensitive for the rest of your life

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

you don’t need to reinvent yourself this summer; you simply need to return to the things that make you feel most like you

t shirt that says i've misunderstood many social interactions

on the back: please tell me whats going on in a clear and concise manner

booty shorts that ask: are you mad at me ?

We listen and we judge harshly and hypocritically